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John Holmes Realistic Cock

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Description

John Holmes Realistic CockModeled after legendary adult film star John Holmes, this Realistics masterpiece perfectly recreates the famous cock. The coloring and detailing is incredibly realistic with veins and lifelike balls. The base features a strong suction cup that allows you to attach him almost anywhere and use hands free. To make your experience even more real, included with your John Holmes cock is an autographed poster of the man himself and a small biography to help

Modeled after legendary adult film star John Holmes, this Realistics masterpiece perfectly recreates the famous cock.

The coloring and detailing is incredibly realistic with veins and lifelike balls.

The base features a strong suction cup that allows you to attach him almost anywhere and use hands free.

To make your experience even more real, included with your John Holmes cock is an autographed poster of the man himself and a small biography to help with the fantasy.

Make no mistake, this cock is very large so if you're just starting out with dildos, you may want to have a look at our other Realistics toys for something similar in a smaller/thinner size. But anyone who loves it huge will become instant fans of the John Holmes cock.

Real Specs

  • Length: 12.5 inches
  • Insertable Length: 10 inches
  • Circumference: 7.5 inches around at widest
  • Diameter: 2.5 inches
  • Materials: Realistics rubber
  • Special Features: Modeled after John Holmes, suction base, O-ring harness compatible, autographed picture, biography and travel bag included
  • Note: a water based lubricant is recommended
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Michelle Shepard
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic women’s golf hat
Size: One Size, Color: Tropic Bloom/Pink Fusion/Seersucker
I’m new to golf and I wore this to driving range and received compliments ! Adorable and it’s comfortable to wear
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Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
So cute!!!
Size: One Size, Color: Pulse Magenta Pink/2
The pink is so cute and vibrant. I love the fit and the description sums the hat up perfectly.
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Ed
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Women’s fit!
Size: One Size, Color: Black/White/3, Size: One Size, Color: Black/White/3
This hat fits women’s heads ( mine is small) and is fully adjustable by the Velcro strap on the back. It is made out of light material that is great for a workout and has air holes / mesh for cooler wear. So eat to clean just pop in the washer and hang to dry! Doesn’t get stiff at all and retains its shape! Very well made & stylish in the black/ white color combination. Great for keeping the sun off your head, or just extra warmth!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2025
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Emily
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Great hat for hot weather! Good for women with a small head!
Size: One Size, Color: Aurora Plum Purple/Powder Plum Purple/3, Size: One Size, Color: Aurora Plum Purple/Powder Plum Purple/3
This hat is super light weight, breathable and comfortable. It feels high quality and it looks cute. I wore it on a super humid day on a hike and my head felt a lot less sweaty than it does wearing a regular baseball cap. The color is pretty! I also have a problem with most unisex baseball hats being far too large and deep for my head. They usually come down over my ears, but this one fits me really well and doesn’t push my ears down. Definitely would consider buying it in another color.
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PHILIP I.
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
The hat is just as described. thin, cool and fits me perfectly.
Size: One Size, Color: White/Silver Metallic/3
The fit and color are really good. I was looking for a hat to cover my new short hair cut. Not too heavy so i can wear it in the sun.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026

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